The woodsman went to town the next day and bought a chain saw. He went to the forest and cut 1 cord of wood.
He woke up at first light and walked to the woods, only managing to cut 1-1/2 cords the whole day. The third day produced the same results. Unimpressed, he decided to return the chain saw.
"What's the matter?" the shopkeeper asked.
"Someone told me I could cut 3 cords of wood a day with a chain saw," the woodsman said, "I tried for three days, and the most I ever cut was 1-1/2 cords."
"Let me take a look at it," the shopkeeper replied. When he pulled back the starter handle, the chain saw roared to life. The startled woodsman jumped back and shouted, "What's that noise?!"
11 comments:
that is so funny!! Who would think he didn't know??
LOL or in my life SOL(Squeal Out Loud... fyi my laugh is kinda of a sqeak/squeal)
That is hilarious!
That's so funny!!
Ha ha!!!! :D How hilarious!!
Ooooh, that's funny! Definitely LOL!!
That was a rather humorous story, Amy! Thank you for sharing!
How funny! BTW, I really like your banner....very pretty.
Thanks for commenting on my blog. I don't really know what to fix because it shows up on my screen every time. Let me know if it works next time. Thanks!
I so enjoy visiting your blog! You always have something funny to make my day. :D
-Maria
Like everyone has already said...That was pretty funny!:)
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